This may seem really out of character for the blog, but I think this is an important topic that deserves some attention. What follows are my top five never fail tips to shrink your muffin top (though why you’d want to is beyond me).
1. Scoop less batter.
2. Only fill your muffin cups 2/3 full.
3. Nibble the crunchy bits around the edges off.
4. Use a mini muffin tin.
5. Break in half and share with a friend.
Seriously, though, fuck body shaming. Every body is a great body and every body is a bikini/mankini/fatkini/scuba suit/old-timey-neck-to-knees-one-piece/swimming-apparatus-of-your-choice body if you want it to be.